Are you a fan of Doctor Who, the iconic sci-fi show that features a time-travelling alien and his companions? Do you have a crush on someone who shares your passion for the Doctor and his adventures? Do you want to impress them with some witty and clever pickup lines that will make them swoon?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you are in luck. We have compiled a list of the best funny and cute Doctor Who pick up lines that you can use on Valentine’s Day, or any other day, to show your love and appreciation for your special someone.

Whether you prefer the classic or the modern series, the Daleks or the Cybermen, the TARDIS or the sonic screwdriver, we have something for everyone.

Here are some of the best Doctor Who pick up lines that you can use on Valentine’s Day:

  • Are you a Dalek? Cause you’ve been rolling through my mind all night.
  • My timey-wimey detector just went ding at your stuff.
  • Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I’m flying around the universe.
  • Hello, sweety, you look dalektable.
  • Aren’t you the one who’s been saving my life for centuries? Never did learn your name.
  • Baby, you just gave me Torchwood.
  • Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
  • Come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
  • Did I mention it also travels in time?
  • Do you have any gallifreyan in you? Want some?
  • Feezes are red. The Tardis is blue. Custard is sweet and so are you.
  • Get in my Tardis. I’ll take you to heaven.
  • Girl, your butt is cute like an Adipose baby.
  • I did a scan for alien tech, and it told me you were out of this world
  • I hear you’re Allon-easy.
  • I never know hwy. I only know who.
  • I’d like to be the one to open your Pandorica.  
  • I’m also the master…in bed.  
  • I’m so drunk off your love, I’m Silurian.   
  • I’d like the be the one to open your Pandorica.   
  • I’m no Rory Williams, but I’d wait 2,000 years to see you again  
  • I’m sorry, I think BOTH of my hearts just skipped a beat.  
  • If I were a Cyberman, I’d give you an upgrade.  
  • If I were The Doctor, would you be my companion?  
  • Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  
  • Is your name Tardis? Because I could ride you through time and space.  
  • Let’s get wibbly wobbly timely wimey bangidy wangidy sexity wexity…  

These are just some of the best Doctor Who pickup lines that you can use on Valentine’s Day. Of course, you can also come up with your own, based on your favorite characters, episodes, or quotes from the show. The important thing is to be creative, confident, and respectful, and to have fun.

So, this Valentine’s Day, why not share your love for Doctor Who with someone who feels the same way? You never know, you might find your perfect match on dating apps like Bmidate using these cute and funny Doctor Who Pick Up Lines, and travel through time and space together. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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